ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before grabbing their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

turd ranch

A sewage treatment plant.

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!

by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011

creamy ranch

The male ejaculate, most commonly found in the mouth of a woman

I love the taste of your creamy ranch.

by creamyranch August 15, 2017

Ram Ranch

TWO NAKED COWBOYS GOING TO RAM RANCH

"Ram Ranch Is My Favorite Song."
"Me Too!"

by pushyrot January 21, 2021

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005

Highlands ranch

A place where rich white people live. This is also a great place to find underage kids using there parents money to buy vape and weed. In this area you will hear many story’s of white girls ages 12-17 wanting to or actually killing the self. Its a great place.

My friend tryrd to kill her self, she lives in highlands Ranch.

by Doddy smokes December 15, 2018

Don't be a Ranch

DON'T BE A RANCH means not to be a flirty, strange person. If you are a Ranch, you will often wink or chin wave at random people at random times, mostly causing confusion. To be a Ranch is discouraged. A Ranch will do any of the following and more: wink, chin wave, double wink, touch butts of other people, wave in a flirtatious way, or all of the above (at once).

Rachel was randomly double winking at someone. Rachel's friend, Cindy, exclaimed "DON'T BE A RANCH!!"

by Cindy & Eunice May 13, 2009