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Rainbow Lottery

A woman gets quadruple-stuffed by four separate creeds: Black, Asian, White, and Mexican. Wait nine months. After the baby pops out, observe its color and distinctive features. Whichever guy is the father is proclaimed the winner and is exempt from alimony. The other three have to chip in.
"Hey, Henry, you've got an Asian friend, right? We need a fourth for the rainbow lottery tonight."
Rainbow Lottery by yesistasty November 15, 2009
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Rainbow six siege 

Causes depression
Wanna play some rainbow six siege?
No I wanna commit sleeping forever

Rainbow Six

A 700-page (hardcover) book by Tom Clancy, ex-SEAL John Clark forms a super secret multi-national anti-terrorism group, codenamed " Rainbow". Since Clark is the commander, he is known as "Rainbow Six".

It was then Red Storm Entertainment decided to turn Tom Clancy's story into a video game, and has become a huge success.
Gamer: Dude, wanna play a game of Rainbow Six 3 on XBox?
Reader: Nah, the book's way better.
Rainbow Six by Gearbox January 25, 2005

rainbow friends 

A granny type horror roblox game about humanoid color people trying to kill you
Person 1: Oi, wanna play a roblox game called rainbow friends?
Person 2: ok lol

Rainbow Hunter 

1. A straight or bisexual person who is inexplicably attracted to homosexuals, 2. A straight or bisexual person who persues homosexuals.
Sally was totally after that guy at gay pride, but he had a boyfriend. She's such a rainbow hunter.
Rainbow Hunter by loveislovvve February 27, 2009

rainbow dash cum jar 

the rainbow dash cum jar is a reddit post that depicts a rainbow dash figurine submerged in a mason jar full of cum. the owner of the jar would frequently update the posts and show the cum that has been added. the jar was later accidentally boiled over a space heater, turning the liquid brown.
“have you heard of the rainbow dash cum jar?”

Rainbow six seige 

The game with logic that makes sense but doesnt make sense at all because the hitboxes are more broken then your moms back when you step on the crack
Hey dude Rainbow six seige is awsome watch me headshot this ash wait never fucking mind cause ash is a bitch ass quere whore