Frank to Bun Ratio

The Frank to Bun Ratio would be the ratio of men to women at a party or any social gathering. Men being Franks, Women being Buns. Commonly referred to the "F to B".

Dude, the Frank to Bun Ratio sucks here, it is a sausage fest. -OR- Dude, the F to B sucks here, it is a sausage fest.

by Zach Race January 28, 2008

glock in my rari

A glock is a type of pistol. A rari is short for the word ferrari. So the term "glock in my rari" means gun in my ferrari.

"Aye watch out, I got a glock in my rari"

by zoowap_101 January 3, 2016

cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

raritan

A school where the classes are too hot and the thots are not. lobby kids smoke pot out in the trees next to the busses and get away with it. Where special ed kids are smarter than 90% of everybody else. Going to vocational is the only way to eat a good lunch and the Doobie squad white trash kids go to vets to pop their parents high blood pressure medication. Football kids be buggin have about as much air in their heads as the footballs. The freshman are near midgets and the girls are obese or doused in so much perfume they smell like Keansburg kids. filthy trash chicks with too much makeup get penetrated in the std bathroom at vets park or get up by old mexican men in the parking lot.

Raritan is so terrible, they make middletown look smart.

by cuntpunch69 May 5, 2015

Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.

In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.

by Leco January 23, 2009

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009