California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012

quaking your dial

A common euphemism for sucking your dick.

Karli is always up for quaking your dial.

by Maya Padilla September 29, 2008

Henry Quak Gonzalez IV

his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby

henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch

by raunchyraul May 15, 2022

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

hurri-quake

A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it

*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake

by John da dude August 20, 2023

Quaking

Something that is fat and or shacking

That ass is quaking- Bessemer originated

by RealNinjaChris December 11, 2018

Quaked

The state of ultimate destruction and devastation of the body through drugs or alcohol.

Bro let’s get fucking quaked tonight.

Dude I’m actually so quaked.

by sleepparalysisdemon July 12, 2022