Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Puzzle

Any gift that, when shaken to discern its contents, makes a noise.

Person1: Merry Christmas; here's your present.
Person2: Aw, thanks! *shakes gift* It's a puzzle!

by TahTheTrickster May 28, 2010

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

puzza

The stiff copper wire used in cock-docking (cock-docking, or wire-wanking, is when a man inserts a wire into his urethra and makes jerking-off motions whilst holding the aforementioned wire)

Paul used that puzza till it was totally bent out of shape!

by Tony Mahoney June 20, 2006

Pizzy

(n.) a variation of the word "Pizza"

Man, I had some delish pizzy today.

by Tien February 6, 2005

puzz

this is a way of knowing that everything is complicated and sort of opt out of the bullshit expression or i don't know expression
short for puzzle or puzzled

Damn cuz, puzz . I thought she was at the crib last night but she was really at the club.

by maskerbator October 6, 2011

pizzy

pure meth

You got any of that pizzy?

by dakota bongwater February 7, 2004