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the pump

1.according to the governator, the pump is how you feel after lifting lots of weights and your muscle engorge and you feel like the man. feels a lot like cuming, thus making arnold a lucky man.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.
Man, I love feeling the pump, and I love eating the pump! arnold rules! lets get huge!!!
by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008
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Pump and Hump

When a woman's breast milk is used as a sexual lubricant.
"My wife is still breastfeeding, so I asked if she was down for a pump and hump."
by Fappus the Bold April 10, 2009
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Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 12, 2008
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Pumped and Dumped

Essentially, Pumping and Dumping refers to chopping and screwing a dubstep song. Much like Dj-Screw chopped dirty south bangers, pumping and dumping lowers the pitch and tempo of the song, and emphasizes the LFO wobbles. It actually resembles Purple more than dubstep. And there is more chopping, to the point where only the skeletal structure of the song is faintly present. This began Sept 22, 2011 and was created by B-Pride.
Yo! You hear that new Caspa joint!? B-Pride pumped and dumped the shit out of that track, that filthy felon!
by heavyhispanic September 23, 2011
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Gas Pumper

Anal sex where the male spreads open his partner's buttocks and inserts his penis inside as deep as it can go. He then thrusts repetitively or "pumps" until ejaculation. Upon said ejaculation, the receiver will clench his or her butthole, preventing the semen from being released. The fun does not end there because round two must be initiated virtually, immediately afterwards. The process is repeated, although when the receiver's butthole is spread, it is the sole responsibility of the pumper to let as little semen escape as possible as he dives in for this round. The pumping begins again and if done correctly, the excess friction combined with the reservoir of semen accumulated from the first ejaculation will yield a small, yet apparent amount of gas that is leaked from the process. After ejaculation for the second time, the pumper will claim his reward as he kneels over to open his partner's butthole as well as his own mouth. He then begins to feast upon the semen saved up in his partner's butt. This hot and steamy surprise is just enough to satisfy the hard work and dedication put into this process.
After a few monotonous nights of anal sex, Ken and Bridget decided to mix up their sex lives by trying the Gas Pumper. Bridget was in awe knowing that Ken had enjoyed the semen she had harbored in her butt for him.

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by GimmieGas September 5, 2016
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Pumphy

Description of a female or male who is really attractive.
Did you see that lass? Absolute pumphy!
by Cakehole83 May 31, 2018
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Dump pumping

To syphon diarrhia out of a toilet
Guy 1 "dude i was dump pumping my toilet super hardcore last night" guy 2 "thats nasty was it plugged" guy1 "yeah"
by Nick the freshman June 18, 2011
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