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Pain at the pump

One of the most overused and annoying phrases in news history to describe high gas prices. Often used at least once when broadcasting a story that involves gas prices.
Producer: I got it! We'll name the news story "Pain at the pump!"

Assistant Producer: Bloody clever that one!

*400 "Pain at the pump" news stories later*

Producer: Hmm...How about we call this segment "Pain at the pump?"

Assistant Producer: I love it! Very original.
by Baxton April 1, 2008
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Pumpfaking

Pumpfaking is when you pretend to have a weapon, normally a gun, around your waistband. Sticking your hand on your waist pretending to hold the grip of the weapon.

Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Tyrone told the cops he was pumpfaking after someone had broken into his vehicle early that morning, trying to scare off the thief.

Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
by EATASS69 July 27, 2018
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Johnny pump

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.
1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.
by flyoffacliff August 10, 2012
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Lil Pump

That guy who got rejected by Billie Eilish.......

(Oh and btw, his songs are trash.)
LOL IMAGINE BEING REJECTED BY BILLIE EILISH.

*second hand embarrassment*

Lil Pump sucks.
by uarefads March 9, 2021
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pumped up kicks

The phrase 'pumped up kicks' basically means shoes that are very expensive. It could also be taken as it's non-literal term meaning 'the latest and greatest apparel items'.
Did you see John come by? He had some pumped up kicks! What a rich asshole.
by anonymous0987 January 27, 2011
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3 Pump Rule

If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.
I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.
by brewtus719 August 30, 2010
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pump up kicks

joe: hey guys. I have something for you *plays pump up kicks*
by lil autism May 31, 2018
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