puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.

Go drown in a puddle of aids.

by gfiafp August 1, 2017

bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.

Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.

by ShroomBear September 9, 2015

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

Puddle Jumper

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.

I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.

by Kaze77 August 2, 2019

sock puddle

What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).

While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.

by Gennabee January 27, 2010

puddle tramp

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

cum puddle

Puddle of Cum on the floor.

Anuj was found in a puddle of cum.

by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005