Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.

Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.

Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckin' 

The hockey version of Ballin'.
It is much more Canadian-friendly.

It is fun to yell, also because it sounds like Fucking and if you get in trouble because people think you are saying Fucking you are able to say "Hell no, I wasn't, I said 'Puckin''." And the people would look and feel like fools because they were wrong and silly to jump to that conclusion.

Announcer: "And Team Canada wins Gold!"
Guy #1: "YEAHHH! GO CANADA!"
Guy #2: "THIS IS SO COOL. THIS IS PUCKIN'!! "
Guy #3: "USA is still a really good team! Nice try guys!"
Guy #1 and #2: "PUCKINNNNN'"

Puckin' by IhateOvechkin April 25, 2010

slut puck

When booty pants are so tight, that the actual fabric rides up next to their beaver, creating a mound of protruding pussy.

Oh, nast! That skank's goin for the J-Lo effect, but instead she got a nice juicy slut puck.

slut puck by BRooski August 19, 2009

Pocky 

A thin bread stick dipped in chocolate, sometimes other flavors, quite popular in Japan.

Hey, are you hungry? I have some pocky in the cupboard if you need a snack.

Pocky by Newbia May 3, 2004

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here 

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

Corn Puck 

A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.

I'll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.

Corn Puck by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Puck 

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").

"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "

Puck by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007