psychological 

Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective

1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.

2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.

1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.

2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.

psychological by rastronauts May 25, 2010

Perverse Psychology 

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.

Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

Perverse Psychology by Bushido711 January 16, 2019

psychologize 

To use philosophical evidence and/or terms to define or describe a being. Usually, "psychologizing" a person is a bad thing. Using unecessary and/or false reasoning to deem a person unsuitable to acquant is considered psychologizing.

We know, don't psychologize him.

psychologize by kooyzni and htebairot July 8, 2010

Psychology 

Psychology: a front group for global concensus manipulators, which is a front group for psychiatry, which is a front group for socialism, which is is a front group for communism, which is a front group for The Fabien Bean Growers Society, which is a front group for institutionalisation, which is a front group for very sneaky, bold face lying child molesters who don't believe in Hell and use institutions to convert and terrorise those that do believe in Hell, so that they can have their pick and choice of child rape victims worldwide and get away with it.

"My child isn't the same after he got ill and saw a psychology practitioner."
"Why don't people in psychology see alien abduction stories as rape trauma combined with forced drugings, terrorism and brainwashing and false memory induction by communist molesters?"

Psychology by psychologyisbad June 2, 2014

Psychologize 

Something you don't want to do to this cute girl you just met. Usually over an ex she feels bitter about. You try to work your way into her pants but end up putting them under lock and key.

Joey: So your ex seemed like a real winner right? Haha! I'm so much better!

Nikki: Ew, don't try to psychologize me.

Psychologize by NotDownWithDuke March 26, 2009

pot psychology 

1. The psychology behind smoking pot.
2. The psychology behind keeping things in pots.
3. The interaction between smoking pot and putting things in pots.

1. Dude, how much pot have you smoked, you look baked?!
2. Which pot did you put your weed in man, I can't find it!
3. You can't remember which pot you put your pot in because you were high as a kite when you put it there! That's pot psychology for ya!

pot psychology by pot psychology March 15, 2014

psychologen 

A plumping of one's knowledge of other's thoughts and behaviors.

That college level class gave me a large injection of psychologen, I feel like I could tell any therapist what's up.

psychologen by Nicolette Hess April 1, 2007