print

Wall Street trader slang for:
1) To print a ticket, i.e. make a trade or seal the deal
2) To have sex with a woman - seal the deal

(on the trading floor)
Karen Hooker (Merrill Lynch trader): "I'll sell you 1000 shares of Motel 6 stock for $50 apiece."
Chris Taylor (Bear Stearns trader): "Done! Print that!"
Karen: "I'll also sell you long positions on Google, Blackstone, and Merrill, and a short position on Bear Stearns."
Chris: "I'll take it all! Oh yeah! Money money money money!!!"

(later at Chris' home)
Chris' wife: "How was your day? Why are you home so late?"
Chris: "Well, there was this girl - Hooker, actually. You know, the old Motel 6 deal. I totally printed that shit! She gave it up for only 50 bucks! Then she got me in all these positions and I must have printed four or five more times! Damn I'm tired from all that action. I'm hitting the sack."
Chris' wife: ***SMACK!!!*** "Get out now! How could you do this to your loving wife and poor little children?"

by Nicholas D July 23, 2007

print culture

The way in which books impact the world and how authors deal with the transition between books and the internet. Basically its the most boring shit in the world and I could give a fuck less about how books turn out in the long run.

Scott: OK class we're writing a wikipedia entry on print culture!

Class: FUCK THIS SHIT

by Group 4 October 19, 2005

pronto

"Soon" in Spanish

Need this done pronto.

by ANicknameForAll December 14, 2012

print-screen

Verb referring to the action of pressing the "Print-Screen" button (PrtSc) on your keyboard and using it to capture something on the screen that is funny or interesting. The image can then be pasted onto Paint and saved. After it is saved, you can send it, print it, view it, or just reflect on it.

I had to hit print-screen PrtSc during the movie to show you an image of what I was watching.

by UrbanJosh October 16, 2006

printer

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Bi-Prunty

Where both participants simultaneously shart whilst performing a 69.

I needed to change the sheets and pillow cases after my last Bi-Prunty.

by Hemrod June 4, 2011

Printer Prying

To rumage through print jobs that are not one's own.

Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.

by Spud's Friend September 3, 2008