Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.

Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010

Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.

Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.

by 2juicy4u December 11, 2017

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

Prune Nugget

Someone who is salty about everything and must shut the fuck up.

Shut up you prune nugget you suck at jokes and are annoying bitch.

by Prune nugget lord February 26, 2021

Prune

A person who is a huge idiot and a dumbass.The world hates a prune.Prunes are the ugliest person in the entire universe

UH! You are such a huge prune!

by UwU A koala baby OwO January 16, 2019

prune-pursuer

-one who is into older ladies, or vice versa.

person 1: damn she's hot
person 2: she looks like she's 55
person 1: i know but check out those curves.
person 2: ew ok you are officially a prune-pursuer.

by weirdo12345678900213546 October 9, 2009