Prunadigiphobia

The fear of pruny fingers which are obtained by being submerged in water too long.

I never take more than a 5 minute bath because I suffer from prunadigiphobia.

by WiJo03 January 4, 2017

Prunetang

A wrinkled and relatively dry vagina. Often caused by years of excessive use or drought. Common in the wake of cougardom.

I toe fucked your grandmother's prunetang last night buddy. That is one nasty gilf
Don't call me buddy, friend.

by *samIam* August 20, 2010

pr0ney

Contraction of "pr0n" and the french word "poney" (pony).
Can be used as an adjective either to describe small horses having sexual intercourse, or something that seems cute but you find disturbing.

Two people are in a barn :

"- Hey look, these two ponies are getting laid !
- Gross !! Dude, you know I hate pr0ney !"

"- Hey Barry, see how my kitty licks itself. He's SOOOO cute when he does that !
- Mhhh, that's kinda pr0ney though..."

by ta_mere January 19, 2010

prenetrated

to be penetrated whilst in prison. a combination of the two words, invented by Dave Hunter on the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show

eat lots of glass if you know you'll be going to jail, that may help discourage frequently being prenetrated

by firebird7 March 29, 2010

Accident Prone

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

by Thunder shock March 1, 2018

man prude

def: a male who refuses to engage in sexual activity (or anything "too extreme"), even if the female wants to. It's very rare, but his reasons are usually respectable and do not serve to insult a female. He just may be very conservative, religious, or not interested in sex. Man prudes usually have high moral standards and consider such activities to be disgusting, immature, and shameful.

usage: either as a
1. noun
2. adjective

What a man prude!

by urbanization December 29, 2008

Sleezy-Prude

A sleezy-prude is someone of the female gender who confuses the male population. This woman is one of a kind, smart, attractive, likes to have fun, and feels comfortable around the opposite sex. For these reasons, she may seem like she would be an easy target for a man to take her home for "one night of fun". This is a misconception because a sleezy-prude is exceptionally classy, self-confident, and respects herself and her body. For those who have attempted to bring her home for sexual purposes only, they have been surprisingly denied, as a sleezy-prude is not easily persuaded or misled. Once she finds a man who is worthy of her time, she will be more than willing to experiment in all areas of the relationship, but until then she is smarter than to let herself be manipulated by any man. Her fun nature and easy-going personality has led her to gain the title of being sleezy or a prude, and will be continually labeled as either until fully understood. This generalization is unfortunate, as may ruin the chances of being with such a unique and eloquent woman.

A Sleezy-Prude is the Girl-Next Door who decides to hit the dance-floor at the local night-club.

A Sleezy-Prude is your future wife.

by sleezyprude December 1, 2010