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proto-mullet

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status
Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.
by Rumsey February 11, 2008
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prototard

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.
You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.
by comagroper January 19, 2010
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Protoss

by Luka November 9, 2003
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proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.
Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
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internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.
127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Protogen

cyborgs with working organs and shit
p1:hey from where did you get that kidney
p2:protogen
by protomos October 21, 2021
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protogensexual

Sexually attracted to protogens
Lucas Weller: Hey Jack can you date me...

Jack Weller: No! I'm protogensexual
by Unlawful Duc February 22, 2022
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