One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.
The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008
Get the Pointer of the Obvious mug.The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.
1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>
2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>
2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!
by thechowda December 27, 2009
Get the points fingers mug.Related Words
Proints
• point
• pointy
• printer
• print
• Point Blank
• Pointer
• point of no return
• pointless
• Pointful
actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.
by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007
Get the pointy kitty mug.A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.
I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.
by Black KKK December 22, 2015
Get the Good boy points mug.I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.
by holychia May 23, 2006
Get the muffin point mug.Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.
Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.
Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.
Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.
Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.
by sean1123 April 13, 2008
Get the Printer's remorse mug.1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
Get the pointy eared leaf lover mug.