rogressive grammar consists of the following:
Using Tahoma, Century Gothic, or Arial as your font instead of Times New Roman.
Using the ampersand '&' instead of typing the word 'and'.
Using numbers as numbers & not spelling them out as words, ex. instead of typing the word 'three' you type the character '3'.
Using the percent symbol '%' instead of typing out the word 'percent'.
This type of grammar fits pretty much every definition of progressive. It saves time & resources & it's easier to read than traditional grammar.
But society is against progressive grammar because it's considered to be incorrect & most people grew up being forced to use traditional grammar. College professors are the strongest opponents of progressive grammar. They would much rather have a stupid asshole in their class that uses traditional grammar than a genius that is progressive with their grammar.
Using Tahoma, Century Gothic, or Arial as your font instead of Times New Roman.
Using the ampersand '&' instead of typing the word 'and'.
Using numbers as numbers & not spelling them out as words, ex. instead of typing the word 'three' you type the character '3'.
Using the percent symbol '%' instead of typing out the word 'percent'.
This type of grammar fits pretty much every definition of progressive. It saves time & resources & it's easier to read than traditional grammar.
But society is against progressive grammar because it's considered to be incorrect & most people grew up being forced to use traditional grammar. College professors are the strongest opponents of progressive grammar. They would much rather have a stupid asshole in their class that uses traditional grammar than a genius that is progressive with their grammar.
Progressive grammar saves time & money.
Why cant society start using progressive grammar?
That would make everything shorter & nicer looking.
Why cant society start using progressive grammar?
That would make everything shorter & nicer looking.
by SlashinatorX October 27, 2011
Get the Progressive grammar mug.A person who makes stuff up using faith just like evangelicals, but by appropriating humanist values and then proceeds to give all the credit to Jesus. Progressive Christians like to talk about deconstruction to help distance themselves from evangelicals, but they're also known for being deconstruction gatekeepers at the same time. They'll say deconstruction is okay as long as you keep your faith in Jesus by the end of your journey.
"Some of y'all have deconstructed so much that you're rejoicing when someone tosses his faith away. Not here for that." - Progressive Christian
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(n) A style of partying where a group of rowdy individuals collectively move party locations multiple times in a single in order to accelerate good vibes and good ole fashion fun.
"Hey! I heard the KRLX progressive is tonight."
"No way! I can't wait to see what the different stops will be."
"Same here. Heard there's gonna be a fog machine at one of them..."
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Get the Progressive mug.(prəˈɡresiv) 1. To be a champion of free thought in any society. 2. An individual who advocates pushing past societal and cultural norms to achieve equality and equity. 3. One who advocates for progress regardless of circumstance by any reasonable means necessary.
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"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
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