The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020

Procrastination

A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.

You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.

Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!

by aint_david May 8, 2021

Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!

-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"

by Jsfadd February 7, 2015

procrastinator

Someone who always leaves something to another day. This is explained in The Amazing World of Gumball episode The Procrastinators.

You are a procrastinator.

by FartWad69 December 13, 2016

procrastinating

to delay or postpone doing something, waiting until later do do an action

Plasma November 22nd at 7:25 PM
"I'll play tomorrow 100% ok"

Plasma November 23rd at 4:40
"not rn"

Plasma is procrastinating playing Terraria with his friend Daniel

by notnotDaniel November 25, 2018

Procrastinating

A Kashvi

“Damn that girl is procrastinating.. she’s pulling a Kashvi!

by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020