procrastinational

Having qualities that tend to put off doing things.

Brittany's choice to put off studying was very procrastinational of her.

by kevinsnowedinMDnotFL February 10, 2010

procrasturbation

The act of getting off while putting things off.

The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.

by oohxlala July 25, 2010

Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

Procrasturbation

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.

My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.

by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009

procrastonationism

pro-cras-ton-a-tion-izm
the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time

hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again

by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005

procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

procrastination

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...

procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.

by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004