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guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.
Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.
by Lakotna April 19, 2015
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The Bitch of the Problem

1.A transition word when explaining a long story with many problems and details, wrapping it up by saying "...But the Bitch of the Problem is ...", used the same as 'in conclusion' essentially. After that phrase is used the simplest summary of what troubles you, the world, or someone else is then stated.

2.Used to Emphasise how limiting or terrible something could be. As if saying "all that is great, but the catch is..."
A good way to tell people that something must be remembered when considering situations.

Sidenote:A very effective way to get people off your ass for shit you can't do anything about.
1. "Now I can deal with some of her disrespect, people do be like that when they are intoxicated, but, the bitch of the problem is that when she is drunk she gets blackout drunk and wants to fight people, and thats not safe or healthy for any environment."

2. Jeff:"Why can't you go get me any margarita mix?"
Joseph:"Well the bitch of the problem is that even if you could venmo my broke ass, all the liquor and grocery stores are closed at this hour. So even if we could ourselves, we are shit outta luck on places to find your margarita mix.
by Alfonzodores November 23, 2021
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pc problems

when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007
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Rumpelstiltskin problem

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
by The Peanuts March 28, 2021
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zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
by caporegime August 14, 2021
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Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 4, 2022
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Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”
by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021
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