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Promosexual

A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.
"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."

"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
by Achilles515 November 1, 2007
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promo girl

A promo girl is a unusually thick girl with good physical attributes who is willing to spend her working life wearing the following, a bikini, a swimsuit, micro skirt, cropped top, boob tube. Whilst standing in front of some crappy cheap product at a exhibition which is aimed entirely for purchase by males. You would imagine that they would have low self esteem but normally they are so engrossed in the business of bending over the car that they actually feel they are making a difference to the world.

Not to be confused with sluts who actually know what they are doing.
Man 1) Has that car company hired in a bunch of whores to stand in front of their cars.
Man 2) No they are promo girls and they won't always fuck for money... Damn shame though!
by navyblue December 6, 2006
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Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.
I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.
by aaron28 January 4, 2012
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promosm

A word that still nobody knows what it means.
ur promosm
by mrs. AppleBottomJeans April 13, 2022
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Promones

Prom hormones! People with promones will be nicer, flirtier, and will general appear more attractive, with the excitingness of prom.
Wow, was it just me or does he look really cute in that suit! PROMONES!
by PurpleFurLover July 6, 2012
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promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
by alt-ID October 8, 2013
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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