Dirty pretzel

The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel

Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad

by elexis69 November 14, 2016

Hungarian Pretzel

When one lays around like a pair of laced shoes whilst having a dick in their ear.

Prepare to relax like a Hungarian Pretzel later tonight.

by Tconley6969 December 24, 2021

Pretzel Fuck

A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.

Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.

by Nodnarb332 March 26, 2017

Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.

Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.

by Cadene20 April 26, 2019

Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.

Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.

by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015

Compton Pretzel

The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.

"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"

by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014