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fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.
I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017
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The Players Club

A place amidst the fuckitude that is the MSN web domain, where both hypocrites and cyber fuck buddies make their home. Owned and operated by the supreme n00b-pwner, woman-deceiver, Del, it has served to bring and hold tens of thousands of people into a single place for MSN to plague and spunk on them advertisments of useless "Windows Live" software.
I feel like internet drama, followed by cyber sex with fat girls on webcam. I think I need to go to TPC. (The Players Club)
by MSN Penthouse December 9, 2006
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Fortnite players

A Fortnite player is a cancerous being which will unfortunately soon die of ligma. Tooooo honor those who have served in the gamer war we will sing the fortnite national anthem. TaKe Me To YoUr XBox tO PlAy FoRtniTe tOdaY yOuR cAn TaKe mE tO MoIsTy Mirressos bUts noT lOot LaKe I REALLY want To ChUg jUg witH yOu wE cAn Be PrO foRtnite gAmErs.
YOU: Woah a Fortnite gamer! I've never seen one in the wild before!
Someone: Yeah they're very common but will soon die of ligma :(
You: Lets sing their national anthem :(
Random person : Fortnite players are cancerous but we'll sing
by FIG.fudgingdtx December 11, 2018
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Friendship prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.
by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004
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Xbox players

They are little noobs that need batteries every five minutes and are trash at just about every game on the planet and are all just 12 year old losers who cry when they lose
Look at those Xbox players pussy over there lol
by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019
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Players

plural noun of player \ˈplā-ər\ derived from fourteenth century English meaning one that plays:
A) A person who plays a game or sport
B) One actively involved especially in a competitive field or process : participant <a key player in the game>
C) A person who is involved competitively in a field or process such as a game or sport.

D) A male with specific attributes that appear irresistible to females, such as money, looks, the magic, the moves, the lines and/or girth.
Example A

Female: Hey you guys are gorgeous and obviously rich, you've both got the magic and the moves

Male: All them and a little more baby...

Female: You mean you've got the girth too? You absolute players.

Male: Its nice to meet you, I'm Derry and this is my man Drip.

Example B

Onlooker #1: "Hey looks at those guys surrounded by all those fit birds, they're definitely players"

Onlooker #2: "Don't you know thats Drip and Derry??"
by Collins Concise Dictionary January 23, 2010
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prayer noob

A term used by pkers in the online game runescape when the person they are fighting puts on a protect prayer.
PKer A: Omg you prayer noob rofl
PKer B: riiiggghhhtttt....
by Gulable monk April 14, 2005
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