Pootsie

another name for “cutie.” can also be used as “poots”

Iliana is so poots she’s such a pootsie

by pootsie69 January 12, 2023

Petsie

A selfie that you take with your pet(s) in it. (Not a photo that someone else has taken of you with your pet(s)).

"My dog is looking so $%^#*)@ adorable right now that I need to take a petsie with her and share it on my Instagram and facebook timeline!"

by MrsNansense February 11, 2023

Posties

South African slang for a gathering of people, usually at someones home, after a night out. Is comparable to pre's, that being a gathering of people before a night out. People usually continue to drink and do drugs, except without the expectation of going out.

Feeling tired, you guys wanna go back to my place for posties?

by blue muppet April 18, 2023

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

Postie

A derogatory term for someone born post-9/11. Mainly attributed to American members of Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

What would you even know about it? You're a damn postie.

by Madison W September 10, 2023

Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.

Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.

by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023

potsequences

The consequences that you must endure if you get high and make bad decisions.

Well, we told him not to, but he went ahead and smoked out - so those are the potsequences

by Manpanther January 25, 2024