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Shit Potato 

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
Shit Potato by mctuggin April 8, 2010
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gash potatoes 

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.
Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.
gash potatoes by The Shizifist March 23, 2011

Furry potato 

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.
That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.
Furry potato by LittleByrd July 3, 2019

Potato (Gaming) 

A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)
Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato

hairy potato 

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.
My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.
hairy potato by ballrub June 20, 2009

Giovanni Potage

The soup man, everyone loves him and you should too.
Person 1: Have you watched epithet erased?
Person 2: Yes Giovanni Potage is the best
Person 1 : Indeed