pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

pooper chute

1. Anus
2. Exit point for fecal material

My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

I'd stick it in the pooper

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006

Pooper Trooper

A girl who can take your whole cock up her ass for as long as you want.

She was a real pooper trooper last night.... she took it up the pooper all night long!

by Nolatele February 23, 2015

mad pooper

Someone who poops in anothers restroom and doesn't flush, or claim it.

Jarrod shat in the boat's crapper and left it to marinate all night. When no one fessed up to it, he anonomously became the "Mad Pooper".

by AdamnJenn September 11, 2005

poopergency

The act of having to take an emergency poop. Unexpected poop trouble.

Bill was speed because he had a poopergency.

by Dr. Poopenstein April 20, 2010

pooperson

Pooperson = Shitty headed person.

That bitch is such a pooperson

by urbanspeak January 2, 2015