Harry Pooper 

When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"

Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!

Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.

Harry Pooper by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

Noomer Poomer by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

Tom Poolery 

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter

Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was

Tom Poolery by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019

Snarfing the pooper 

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

Snarfing the pooper by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

Work Pooper 

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

Work Pooper by Fresh Air Natzi October 19, 2007

The Hamper Pooper 

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

The Hamper Pooper by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

Stick it in her pooper 

The answer to all questions

Guy 1: What's 4x4?
Guy 2: Stick it in her pooper.
Guy 1: okay thanks

Stick it in her pooper by French1369 September 15, 2010