Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 15, 2011

pooch knart

1. An engorged vaginal area

2. A cowardly person

Lets go to the all nude strip club and get a lap dance, so we can smell some bare pooch knart.

by Bobby Rat January 05, 2007

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus June 21, 2005

Fanny Pooch

(adj.) the frontal display of what is or is otherwise refered to as the secondary glutius-maximus positioned ever so strategically above the groin area. otherwise known as: a front ass on fat chicks. (pooch)

Dude, there is a cholesterol epidemic in this club, every girl in here has a fanny pooch.

by teasoak May 01, 2007

COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

by Koa Nani July 11, 2017

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. March 19, 2007