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Team America: World Police

1) - A reference to the belief some hold that America and its military police the world, sticking them in business they have no place being in and interfering with foreign affairs of other countries.

2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.
1) - "Why is Team America here again? We can handle our own business!"

2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"
by ACG2x October 16, 2004
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Fast Food Politeness

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.
Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"
by darkmyst January 26, 2006
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Polyventurism

Adventuring with two or more people simultaneously. This may be with or without everyone involved's knowledge.

This has two perceived meanings:

1: That this applies to any "party", or adventuring group, or
2: That this applies only to an adventurer who takes along an assistant/parter or small team, and takes on another while the first is absent.

Examples of (2):

a. When a hero's assistant/partner or team is captured or needs saving, and they team up with someone else during that adventure.

b. When a hero is taken away from their assistant/partner or team and put in a strange environment (an unreachable dungeon or prison, the bad guys' secret lair, another plain, a different dimension, some other world, etc.) where they team up with someone while there.

c. When the hero and their assistant/partner or team mutually split ways, due to either a great opportunity to go back to their old worlds, for one or more to go on to greater things, or simply a disagreement or fight... and before they all realize that it's not worth it and come back together, the hero has already found at least one other person that they're already adventuring with.
1. "With the five of us together, nothing can stop us! Yay, polyventurism!"

2. "Wait, so I've come all this way, after leaving my dream job, fighting my way out of the fortress, and having to track you down, just to find out you've found someone to replace me? Never knew you were a polyventurous type."

2. "You've got to make a choice, hero! You can't have two assistants. Is it gonna be me, or her?"
by Game Writer October 1, 2010
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Time Police

A force of four from the show "Superjail", dedicated to serving the "time court" and throwing people in "time jail"who have commited "time crimes". Also, they always sing.
"Never run away from the time police! You will not survive!"
by Variaman September 20, 2009
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pronoun police

Those people who get way too up-in-arms over someone using the wrong pronouns, whether it be for them or someone else entirely.
Person A: Did you see that girl earlier? I think she looked nice.
Person B: Hey! You can’t just assume their pronouns like that! How dare you!
Person A: Who made you the pronoun police?
by infant annihilator June 6, 2023
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crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
by tdac90 June 19, 2010
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Abolish the Police

The stupidest fucking idea that has ever come out of someone’s mouth
person 1: how can we ensure that police brutality is limited to a minimum and law enforcement can maintain trust between themselves and the community?

person 2: spend more time and money training officers so that they are more confident in their abilities and don’t default to deadly force as often

person 1: Great idea :)

person 3: ABOLISH THE POLICE!

persons 1&2: Shut up retard.
by Am Very Smart June 9, 2020
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