Poaching

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.

"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."

by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025

Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.

Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.

by daload November 14, 2023