Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.

Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.

by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

Dutchman's Porridge

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea

Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left

by Benza August 2, 2019

porro

Brian Wilmeth, 12-credit mathematics student at Polytechnic University. Person who while possessing great intellectual potential, very little of it is utilized and most energy is distributed amongst a variety of tasks including but not limited to watching American Idol, eating, saving money, sleeping, and 'enjoying free time'.

Also known as muppet, Meiserstein, bushbill, bushmouth, Mupputo.

That idiot porro is listening to rap again!

by Kunal Shah May 8, 2004

Man Porridge

Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.

Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!

by CaptainDoggyStyle March 8, 2012

Pyorrhoea

Pie flavoured Poo

My shit taste like poo, bro.

by . May 11, 2003

porridge pants

Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.

I got so scared that I had porridge pants!

by Birdie November 3, 2003