Platinum Gay

A homosexual man who not only has not had any contact with a vagina (Golden Gay), but was also born from a c-section, thereby having no contact whatsoever with a vagina in his life.

I'm a platinum gay, I didn't even touch a vagina when I was born!

by Kattaka October 27, 2021

Pirate Platinum

An album or song that has been downloaded illegally a number of times that would classify as platinum status if purchased legally.

"The new Lil Wayne album went pirate platinum just 5 hours after being leaked to the internet!"

by trf15 August 28, 2011

Platinum Birthday

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.

Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!

by stodan82 October 3, 2008

PlatinumTel

noun- platinum status wireless company nationwide free long distance| with free roaming| no contract|no monthly bill|no connection fees|no deposits|no credit checks|no problems
www.platinumtel.com

man: my credit sucks, and all these cel phone companies won't do a da*^m thing for me.
woman: thats cuz you didn't holla back at PlatinumTel, and thats why i won't holla at you.

by wireless for everyone April 6, 2005

Platinum Pill

Like the Gold Pill but with God on your side.

He took the Platinum Pill and believe in himself and a higher power. Now look how successful his life is.

by TheHeroKing January 8, 2021

mile-high club platinum

The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.

Matt and I flew to San Francisco, and initiated one another into the mile-high club platinum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.

Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!

by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008