Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

by TrenchWFB July 27, 2013

Baz Pitch

Baz is the cuttest, hottest and best character. I love him and u should too. He's been in love with Simon for 11 years, sharing room with him, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeeee. He's a vampire

Simon: he's so fucking smart, I don't know how I'm ever going to get the best of him!
Penelope: who are you talking about?
Simon: my boyfriend, Baz Pitch

by celiastjames November 21, 2021

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

bring pitch

bring money to pitch in. or bring alcohol or weed.

“Where the parties at? I’ve got pitch!”
“Party @7:30! Bring pitch”

by your joe mama December 31, 2019

Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap with the lights off.

Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.

by ssspencerrr October 15, 2011

giggle pitch

This is when a telephone salesman forces laughter during his sales pitch. He/she usually does it frequently and in situations that are not funny at all. It is an attempt to make the buyer feel more comfortable and usually doesn't work.

"Not only is Ronnie a overparticipator he sounds like a little girl when he tries to close with the giggle pitch.

by dutchboybanghem March 19, 2012