1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
by pag0 April 12, 2015
by blah blah blah blah blah blah6 March 16, 2010
A brown girl who has long sideburns and wheres gold hoop earings. Usually found in packs and they all have their own nicknames.
Sawa: Check out the sideburns on that girl!
Awwie: And the earrings!
Sawa: Haha do yo know what she reminds me of?
Awwie: A pirate?!?!
Awwie: And the earrings!
Sawa: Haha do yo know what she reminds me of?
Awwie: A pirate?!?!
by holachica4 May 09, 2006
A sailing robber who's main purpose in life is to fight, and get owned by ninjas. Pirates are cool in their own right, but if they cross paths with a ninja (their natural enemy), they will (like everyone else that crosses paths with a ninja) be owned in a heartbeat.
by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 15, 2007
why are those pirates cock-slapping that ninja?
by Alden the pirate October 01, 2005
When you're getting a blow job from a girl you wait until your about to cum and you ejaculate in her eye. After that you proceed to punch her in the eye, forcing her to wear an eye patch. You also kick her in the shin, making her hobble on one leg.
by Shant April 03, 2003
Male jizz or cum, derived from the word semen/seamen.
If pirates are allowed in the vagina no tellin what Trouble they can cause
If pirates are allowed in the vagina no tellin what Trouble they can cause
by Gerard Foos August 12, 2009