Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Perpetue

She is the girl that is shy but when you know her she can talk a lotttt. She is the lengest girl ever but it’s only the ugly boys that move to her. She is wifey material so find a girl called Perpetue and wife her.

Perpetue is so leng and she’s wifey

by Lov April 30, 2021

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.

Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.

by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015

Perpetual PMS

When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.

PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.

by J. David Bennett January 27, 2008

McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.

"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"

by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006