Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

Penetration Proclamation

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.

Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!

by goldenmario52 May 30, 2018

penetrative gasp

re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.

her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!

lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)

a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!

by michael foolsley December 08, 2010

Digital Penetration

A sexual act involving the insertion of a digital camera (most commonly a Sony CyberShot) into a sexual orifice

"Digital Penetration.... Is that something to do with digital cameras?" - Laura P.

by mjwill90 February 04, 2010

Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

mcdouble penetration

A spit-roast performed by two obese men dressed as Ronald McDonald while eating McDonald's.

john and Pete performed a mcdouble penetration on Susan

by yellowsauruas August 22, 2015