penal chord

Penal chord - a penis. A specimen of male genitalia

Smashed Kelly last time - jeez my penal chord is in a bit of a state.

by GorthfromBorth November 1, 2013

Penalty Box

When you cum inside your girlfriend/wife too early and she makes you eat her out, cream-pie and all, immediately afterward as punishment.

Guy: ohhhh shit....
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major

by FishSlayr January 22, 2018

Peñarol

An amazing soccer team, one of the best even from Uruguay, the best country in the world. Founded in 1891, you’ll never see a better club team on the face of the earth better than Peñarol.

Normie- Hey have you seen Nacional? I hear they’re great
Uruguayan- Stfu Normie, Peñarol is the best

by sebastian :| November 14, 2021

Penaldo

A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire

My idol penaldo is finished 😭

by Seuiwy April 21, 2023

Miss Penalty

Messi's favourite thing. He did it everytime.

When getting penalty
Others: Score and celebrate
Messi: I will miss penalty and retire.

by I love Mobile Legend March 6, 2021

Alabama death penalty

When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.

That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!

by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016

Penal Pliers

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

by ChiefChiefChief May 30, 2006