Peasant

Someone who isn't me; you

(Take a picture of yourself, you will see a peasant)

by Not a Peasant February 13, 2013

peasant

Trogdor's squishing object of choice.

I squisha you, peasanty!

by dudeman February 21, 2004

patantic

Adj: to be pathetically stupid

N: A dog collar worn by some people to reflect their unfulfilling lifestyle.

Adj: His childish rooftop activities are extremely patantic

N:His patantic was a self imposed punishment for his failure as a cyclist

by George's Amazing Adventure December 20, 2009

peasant fauxtography

Dreadful, over and under exposed, out of focus, badly lit and composed photos that the perpetrator thinks are excellent.

Peasant fauxtographer: Wow! My photos are just so good I should be a pro.

gutterminky: Is that pro as in prostitute?
Perhaps you should think about another career, like suicide, rather than producing peasant fauxtography which is utter garbage and shameful.

by gutterminky June 1, 2014

Peasant

A peasant is a term used for someone who is annoying, dumb or not as swagalicious as yourself. Peasant can be used as an odd affectionate term for you close ones HOWEVER it can also be perceived as an insult, so use wisely.

Can be shortened to "pes" for extra emphasis.

*Juniors are walking slowly in front of you*
"UGH these juniors are such PEASANTS"

by sheveges_beasts_4EVA April 28, 2019

village peasant

Someone who thinks there wonderful and above everyone else has no comphehion lives in a village where eveyone is simple

Wow you really are a village peasant

by Tiggs June 6, 2018

Console Peasant

A Console Peasant is a console gamer that says random crap about Anti-PC Gaming. Most console peasant facts are wrong. Just watch Bullet Bary's console peasant quotes videos then you'll see what i mean.

You PC gamers always call us Console Peasants, you guys are just jealous that consoles perform better than PC's

by regaljeg April 18, 2019