A way of experiencing grief, in which you spend your time feeling sorry for yourself and whining endlessly about how crappy your life is.
Pity parties can be just for one or for many people, such as maybe your friends and close people, who will try to comfort you or just be there for you while you keep asking yourself what did you do to deserve whatever it is that made you so sad in the first place
Pity Parties require the proper outfit, which is usually pajamas cause you dont get all dressed up during those feeling-sorry-for-myself moments. Also you should have no make up on or just the one from the night before; hair undone as well.
It also involves tissues, comfort food such as ice cream; chocolate; potato chips; cookies; cake; and candy. Low fat food is banned
Alcohol might or might not be allowed (if alcohol makes you go wild, no alcohol should be brought to the pity party in that case since the point is not exactly to have fun). The purpose of a Pity Party is to dumpt the pity
Music is also very important at pity parties, including songs like "One is the Loneliest Number", "All by Myself" and any other song that makes you feel like throwing yourself from the nearest cliff
Pity parties usually end after you are done whining or if someone breaks it up. This will usually be a cynical loved one who will not let you drown in self pity and will take you either to have the best time ever, drinking and partying or will just make you crawl out of bed by making you see how pathetic you look and how you should cut the whining and just do something to make things better
Pity parties can be just for one or for many people, such as maybe your friends and close people, who will try to comfort you or just be there for you while you keep asking yourself what did you do to deserve whatever it is that made you so sad in the first place
Pity Parties require the proper outfit, which is usually pajamas cause you dont get all dressed up during those feeling-sorry-for-myself moments. Also you should have no make up on or just the one from the night before; hair undone as well.
It also involves tissues, comfort food such as ice cream; chocolate; potato chips; cookies; cake; and candy. Low fat food is banned
Alcohol might or might not be allowed (if alcohol makes you go wild, no alcohol should be brought to the pity party in that case since the point is not exactly to have fun). The purpose of a Pity Party is to dumpt the pity
Music is also very important at pity parties, including songs like "One is the Loneliest Number", "All by Myself" and any other song that makes you feel like throwing yourself from the nearest cliff
Pity parties usually end after you are done whining or if someone breaks it up. This will usually be a cynical loved one who will not let you drown in self pity and will take you either to have the best time ever, drinking and partying or will just make you crawl out of bed by making you see how pathetic you look and how you should cut the whining and just do something to make things better
My boyfriend dumped me and my cat was run over, time to throw a pity party!
Sorry to break the pity party, but you seriously have to get out of bed and get over it
Sorry to break the pity party, but you seriously have to get out of bed and get over it
by raspberrymuffin August 1, 2006
Get the pity party mug.Wendy walked by to grab a beer and Steve immediately got the party jumps.
Noun;Singular: party jumper
Plural: party jumps
Noun;Singular: party jumper
Plural: party jumps
by Millerman69 June 21, 2019
Get the Party Jumper mug.Related Words
parpy
• Parpy McShitter
• Parpy Skarbo
• party
• party pooper
• papyrus
• party foul
• Party Boy
• party hats
• party animal
A social gathering occurring in the southwestern Montana town of butte where males gather to pursue the carnal pleasures given by swamp donkeys, bridge trolls, and dragons. These mythical creatures, although rarely seen, are also known to the rest of the world as women or butte queens. Another defining aspect of the butte party is that all involved, are safely inebriated and in bed by 10:00 PM. On a side note the ratio between guys to girls is somewhere between the range of 5 and 12 to one.
by suicidalengineer September 11, 2010
Get the Butte Party mug.Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.
Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.
by ThePope711 April 21, 2011
Get the Epidermis Party mug.Me: Hey Shelly, want to have a carrot party?
Shelly: I don't know what that is, but it sounds exciting!
Shelly: I don't know what that is, but it sounds exciting!
by Shelly Severson July 5, 2016
Get the Carrot Party mug.Person A: "Camera party!"
Person B, C, D: "Alright alright give me a moment"
Person E "Fuck off I don't wanna"
*Person E kicked from group chat*
Person B, C, D: "Alright alright give me a moment"
Person E "Fuck off I don't wanna"
*Person E kicked from group chat*
by Cis Male Farmer July 4, 2018
Get the Camera Party mug.This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
Get the Mandatory Party Time mug.