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A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Paranormal Activity

A sexual stunt, or act, in which a man is penetrating a female from behind, while he has her face a window that is open, then he tags his friend in while she isn’t looking to finish the job, meanwhile he walks by the window outside, creating a paranormal effect.
Alex: Yo bro you wanna try to pull a paranormal activity with this girl?

Matt: hell Yeah brother
by Ajak4774 July 6, 2018
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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
by Bbro3 July 25, 2009
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porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer
I have porn paranoia
by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013
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Paranoying

"stop it, you're paranoying me"
by ConorMcHugher1 April 6, 2010
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April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.
-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
by original nick April 1, 2013
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paranoid

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.
by Random November 26, 2003
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