Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

pink and brown parade

The abundance of Latin nannies strolling caucasian babies in affluent neighborhoods.

The pink and brown parade starts at eight a.m. in our neighborhood.

by O'Hara September 9, 2004

ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.

Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.

by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009

mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity

john Lennon did the Mexican pantie parade

by apples look funny July 22, 2011

love parade

used to be huge, but nobody goes there anymore, because rave is so passé and it's not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.

there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it's so dead there.

by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011