kaiju paradise moment

the one time where your being chased by 10 humans and your a nightcrawler trying to speedrun minecraft

nightcrawler: wow, i died
humans: kaiju paradise moment

by mmmmm nice March 5, 2022

Pants Paradise

the sexual goal. Where lustful people go once they get into someone's pants.

buy me a burrito and some beans and rice, but it won't get you into Pants Paradise.

by Swt Luv October 12, 2008

Gangster Paradise

A text based game which people play for fun, some people to much for there own good. People get "famous" for making pictures and selling them for prices not even Vangough could compete with. People like Jack, Nichola, Andrew, Luke, Mike etc

Mr. TQD plays the puppet master role maintains GP1 and the catastrophically bad GP2.

Shizzy: Hey Jangy how much money do you have on Gangster Paradise?

Jangy: I will let O2 decide on that one.

by Elliott Mcnicholas December 17, 2010

Vanessa Paradis

She is a beautiful singer with a unique french-pop sound. The song "Joe Le Taxi" was her first single thanks to her Uncle. Along the way to success she starred in a few movies. She occasionally models for big brands, ie: Chanel.
She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.

Vanessa Paradis is really beautiful and Talented.

by Infinite Nothing April 27, 2008

tour of paradise

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages

i did a tour of paradise with lindsay

by The king Friday September 5, 2013

cheeseburger in paradise

A restaurant slowly making it up in the North. Its owned by OSI Restaurants with a partial ownership of Jimmy Buffet. It has live entertainment and its supposed to put you in paradise which it doesnt at all. The food is good but can be pricey! $3.75 for a milkshake! Fuck that! The management who runs it are retarded and dont know how to manage a restaurant at all.

You can be 19 and become a manager within 3 months after opening.

The cheeseburger in paradise is good but management sucks at their job.

by Donnie xzibit 2 November 21, 2006

Anal Fhloston Paradise

The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.

When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.

You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.

by Mills Mom's Muffins April 19, 2008