Half a pap

Half a bowl of greens.

Would you like half a pap?

How is that half a pap?

by Turfed June 23, 2023

Jammy Pap

A man with a wide face and a wide schlong. Penis is to be approximately 1.5 inches long and to have a girth of 2 feet 5 inches.

Oh man look at that Jammy Pap

by Jammythejew August 12, 2018

Pap Smear

/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous people–particularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.

"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"

2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.

"I need to get my annual pap smear done."

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by Vonheilm April 13, 2014

Sha-pap

(verb)- To bitch slap using the male genitalia.

If you don't change the channel back to Seaquest, I'll sha-pap your ass.

by Jeff Tyre June 23, 2005

Pap Rocki

Normally the last name originating from the first name of Hannah. Very tall, slim, and have very nice "bunz." most likely a cheer leader. Always a very trustworthy and reliable friend. Pap Rocki's typically can dance very well, and are often fairly intelligent. They always are destined for success in life, and typically reside in small towns and marry men by the name of Zach later on in life. Pap Rocki's will have many children, and are great mothers. This individual meets the standard of the ideal wife in basically every males' eyes.

Hannah Pap Rocki is the hottest girl on the face of the planet.

by she got them bunzzz April 22, 2011

Pap?

-an acronym that stands for "pussy at prom?" It is a subtle way of asking the question that everyone wants to know the answer to, a.k.a did you get laid on prom night? It is commonly used on social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, and xanga. Can alternately stand for "penis at prom?" to accommodate a female recipient.

John-"Pap?"
Tay-"Of course! Who do you think I am?"
or
Stacy-"Hey girl hey! Pap?"
Tracy-"I can't remember..."

by the perfect storm April 13, 2008

Joe Pap

A man in North Jersey to be considered a superhero by many. Joe Pap jumped off a train in 1986 at 30 mph and survived. Joe Pap is a Virgo and he is a pack rat. He hates Ronald Reagan and for some reason loves the Pittsburgh Pirates. He is very good at shooting free throws and is the funniest man alive.

I went to PC Richards and Sons to look at Tv's with Joe Pap and I couldn't stop laughing until I got home.

by John S March 4, 2008