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Paleo Dating

A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".
"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."
by TD241 October 3, 2013
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India Pale Ale

A delightful variety of beer, characterized by a distinct hoppiness and generally high alcohol content. The origins of IPA are from back when England had colonized India; the pale ales they were sending to the colonists in India often could not make the long journey and would arrive undrinkable. By adding a large amount of hops and increasing the alcohol content, the beer was able to survive the journey. AND IT'S DELICIOUS...nomnomnom
"Hey, while you're up, wanna grab me a beer?"

"Sure, what kind?"

"India Pale Ale! What are you, stupid?"
by MikeLe! December 1, 2009
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pale in comparison

To be nothing in comparison to, 2nd rate
1) Those pictures are pale in comparison to Alex's beauty in real life
by Dominic Barone December 4, 2007
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pale

i feel so pale lad wot happenend last night
by pat whelan November 30, 2006
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Pale White

Nickname given to a friend who gets lost when you walk outside in the winter because of how white their skin is. Usually communist.
"When we went outside yesterday I lost Pale White"
by Jodran Sheodoroder March 10, 2019
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Paleghostian

Paleghostian- suffering from Paleghostianism also known as caucasian, white, pale, ghost, ect.

A person who suffers from Paleghostianism lacks the normal coloring due to the genetic factors. These people have some pigment, but not enough to be considered tan or highly colored.

They go to extreme measures and "try" to tan... some side effects to this prosedure is redness from first degree burn (sun burn), intense sensitivity, pealing, UV and UVA sensitivity, skin cancer and may cause death. Do not attempt this if you are allergic to the sun. (1/24165417643168764 of Paleghostians are highly (very much so) allergic to the sun.)

There are a few that do capture color and become tan (about 1/546) DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY'RE TAN, BUT THEY ARE REALLY RED! A way you can tell if someone actually got some sun is if it stays for long period of time. Not just have it for 3 days... Infact those people that are lucky enough to have sun catching skin might be so good in sun catching they become tanner than people who are naturally tan! Their next goal in life might be to become black...

If you suffer from Paleghostianism you do not suffer from hyper pigmentation. Only the tan and black suffer from this.
boy- "sooo what are you?"
girl- "i'm eurasian..."
boy- "i personally thought you were black..."
girl- "o..."
boy- "i'm white as fuck so people know what i am... i'm paleghostian."
girl- "i can tell."
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Paleface

A Finnish rapper whos style is somewhat hip-hop punctuated. Alongside many other great finnish musicians Paleface without a doubt makes his way up to "the elite".
The most famous chorus:

"You can ask a man what
he's accused of or convincted of
but never what he done
Just when you think that you've
been able to turn your life around
before you know it
you're back to square one"

("Back to Square One", from album "Pale Ontologist")
by Esko Pasko February 7, 2004
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