poo palm

the sensual act of inserting one finger or hand into another humans anus and then retrieving the scrumptious scat inside. the next step is to smear the poo all over each others bodies.
Consumption is optional

Jordan: "I'm bored honey, give me a poo palm"

by bigrick999 January 20, 2009

palm floozy

A female native to charleston s.c. absolutely devoid of morals or self respect.

Well i know this palm floozy from COC palm floozy I say that got a angry pirate , mookie stick, screaming seagull, dirty Rodriguez, and a large vile strange sounding thing they call here in the lowcountry a fucking palm phlant. She paid two thousand of her dad's money for the Palm phlant and when she got it she came so hard she drag struted to the beach.

by palm phlant December 22, 2016

Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

chin palm

The ideal way to eat muff, done by placing the on the dominant palm, and creating a hook with the dominant middle finger to simultaneously pleasure the G spot with the hook and the clitoris with the tounge.

I hit my girl with the chin palm last night; I got her off in 60 seconds

by muffmasterflex March 27, 2015

silk palm

When a females hand is ultra smooth during a hand job.

Also can be used as a verb. "Dude that chick totally silk palmed me during my smoke break."

Can also be used as a middle name for lady friend with a silk palm. Blank “Silk palm” Blankerson.

by onehunglo February 10, 2014

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.

Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014