packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
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Slut packet

Someone that has and new lad every week
Boy: hello
Gabby: wanna shag

Boy: your a slut packet
by Barry555 September 06, 2022
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 14, 2011
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packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 04, 2015
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ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
by Ryangoslingpub May 05, 2019
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implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge August 28, 2007
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