Based on the often offensively used word mong.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.
1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while."
2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."
2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."
by Lord Ass June 29, 2005
You're such a turbo mong.
by maaaaaaaate June 03, 2015
1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.
2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."
"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."
2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"
"What do you want nig nog?"
"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."
2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"
"What do you want nig nog?"
by bangbangnibba November 08, 2016
(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
by superm0nkey May 06, 2007
A fucking Aussie slang word.
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
Mong
Cunt
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
Mong
Cunt
by noonelikesleafy.com October 16, 2018
When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"
by Dirty gates April 26, 2011
it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.
it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"
bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"
bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"
therefore Chris is a mong biff
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"
therefore Chris is a mong biff
by jabba dabba doodlely June 30, 2010