Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.

Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.

by AMFPsychotic June 26, 2010

Glock Gleak

It's a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love...

"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "

"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."

"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."

by A-Bimbo January 01, 2009

Glock Flock

A group of police officers waiting for something to happen.

"Brace yourself for the tear gas: Here comes the Glock Flock".

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 13, 2011

glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it

“This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”

by Forever553344 November 01, 2019

On the block with the Glock

A commonly used phrase by rappers who shoot niggas in people's neighborhood.

Bitch, I’ll pull up on the block with the Glock.

by Ya boi, Roi December 22, 2019

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 28, 2020

Glock 17

The Glock 17 is a very popular handgun used by most national police forces and military.

I heard that the U.S Military uses Glock 17's.

by sentient m&m February 28, 2018