boobed

Past-tense verb describing the action that occures when one intentionally or accidentally attacks and hurts themselves with their boobs

xxbrpunkfreakxx: I boobed myself with your shoulder

by Vertigo October 19, 2004

Boob

Boobs:squishy, bouncy, playfully, amazing, things that boys like to lick

Bill loved to play will Jills 34d boobs. He loved to suck her hard nipple, massage her nipples to make her moan, and suck them while he grazed her clit to make her orgasm which made him cum which caused her to scream, grab his cock and shove it up her tight pussy and destroy her g spot.

by Hockaday7391 February 02, 2015

Boobs

Soft, squishy, just perfect, in every mans deams

Her boobs were just sitting there as she sat, and as she stood up to walk to her next class, they jiggled, while running to her next class, they bounced and moved in all ways possible. She wasn't wearing a bra, she walks into your next class and sits by you, where you stare at them the whole time.

by Blackwrx000 September 04, 2013

boob

a dynamic duo: high when young, low when old, firm when hot, flabby when not.

damn, that not-hot old bitch had some flabby low boobs

by Jacko429 July 04, 2006

Boobs

Things on a woman's chest that seduce a man to do whatever the woman wants.

Woman: "Can I have $1000 for these new shoes?"

Man: "Hell NO why do you need shoes that cost that much of my fucking money?"

Woman: (Flashes her boobs) "Now can I have the money?"

Man: "Here take my credit card"

Man: (Realizes what he has done) "GOD DAMMIT I hate it when she does that, now I have no credit card for about two weeks, and I will have to owe even more money to the credit card company but damn I love playing with them"

by Dylan Alvarez January 24, 2010

Boobs

Two soft puffy bags located on the chest used to sexually attract and create pleasure when exposed.

Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!

by SlopNChop August 10, 2017

Boobed

Getting so distracted by a girl's breasts as you're talking to her that you cannot focus on the conversation, and take sneak peeks every time she looks away from you.

Dude, I was totally boobed when she was talking about her classes being so difficult this year, and acted like a complete jerk, saying okay repeatedly!

by urban.dick September 18, 2011