Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

oldest

Oldest is when someone is older than the other.

I was born before you! I’m the oldest.

by Zero<3 September 6, 2021

Older Sibling

Annoying pretentious dickhead that thinks their tough shit for hogging everything and bossing over you and telling you how annoying you are for calling them out on their behavior. You have no power against them either, and no amount of talking is going to get them to listen to you. They think they're sophisticated adults but in reality they're just an annoying little shit.

"Remembered that my older sibling exists. Day ruined."

by anonynonmous December 22, 2020

dating an older man

Bald-digging

Fancy going bald-digging later?

My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger

by Oldmanlover November 1, 2013

Olden Dictionary

Website similar to Urban Dictionary, except in that it defines old phrases and sayings instead of slang. Can be used to decipher what the hell your parents are talking about, or to sharpen up for the next grueling conversation with your grandparents.

oldendictionary.blogspot.com

I had no idea what my Dad was talking about until I went to Olden Dictionary...

by mewt1900 June 11, 2011

older head

a older person on the block around 25 & over

shawn is an older head

by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019

oldephile

One who has sexual relationships with the older generation. Typically more than 15 years older to be precise.

The very much opposite of paedophile.

Oh my god, she's such an oldephile. Going about sleeping with older guys like that.

by Impshum May 5, 2009