Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 29, 2005
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Being morbidly overweight and fat; lack of physical activity
25 percent of obese children do not get exercise.
by lpsgirl426 February 17, 2015
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Obese

Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.
by thin. January 28, 2009
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Obesity

Dd you see obesity? Yeah.
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obesitis

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.
I’m not fat, I have Obesitis
by Callidoodle October 06, 2019
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80% of America

Europe chicks are HOT. American chicks are obese and 10feet large and the earth shakes when they walk..
by Stf_bim May 17, 2007
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