by JENYsmdCRAIG January 22, 2010
Get the oatmeal dinosaur eggs mug.The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008
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Throwing someone out of your home. Advising someone to leave your place of residence. Exit your crib.
Boy you bettah git outmahhouse! Nah!" "That individual had better leave my property immediately. In other words, that fool had bettah git outmahhouse!
by JC Superstar 1 February 26, 2011
Get the outmahhouse mug.Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".
FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.
TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?
FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?
TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.
FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(
TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.
TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?
FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?
TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.
FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(
TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.
by Fock Hoff December 15, 2012
Get the Oatmealed mug.1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.
Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.
by Larry Johnson Billiam December 5, 2017
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